The definition of “daddy” should have a photo of Pedro winning right next to it.
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When he solidified himself as THE Hollywood daddy:
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And when he learned what a “zaddy” was:
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When he found his calling as a baby chicken:
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When he laughed at an insult directed at him:
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When he aspired to be the “slut” Oberyn was:
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When he chose the perfect spot for his future “This is the way” tattoo:
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When he couldn’t bring himself to say the word “sperm” during a reading with the Community cast:
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When he made death seem cheery somehow:
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When he addressed his facial hair:
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When he went on TikTok live, thought he was on Instagram Live, and professed his love to everyone:
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When he and Narcos costar, Miguel Ángel Silvestre, took a quick dancing break:
Pedro Pascal and Miguel Ángel Silvestre dancing together is something that can be so personal
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And when he got DOWN with Tiffany Haddish at The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent after-party:
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When he couldn’t disappoint his boxers:
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When he revealed that he’s one hell of a good time:
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When he met up with DEA (Drug Enforcement Agency) agents while researching for Narcos and was fully on edge:
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When he pretended to gnaw on Halle Berry’s arm after she pretended to be bored in an interview:
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When he went straight for that bottom…of Jenga:
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When he revealed that his back was killing him, which like, same:
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When he and Chelsea Handler made fun of Netflix on Netflix:
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When he recreated his Game of Thrones death at the Season 8 premiere red carpet:
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And then pretended to choke out his on-screen killer, Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson:
Taylor Hill / Getty Images
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When water shot out of every one of his face holes:
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When he pretended to break Taika Waititi’s neck on the red carpet:
Naturally, Taika went along with it.
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When he let Boyd Holbrook know just how hot his previous profession was:
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And finally, when he went over all his iconic roles, but then created the most iconic one of all: